• Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
• Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
• I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
• What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.